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Your Momma's SO fat that every time she turns around it's her birth day. A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!" Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating." Her friend replied, "Don't do anything. Just ignore it." The first girl said, "I can't." Her friend, "Why can't you ignore it?" The first one says, "Because he's using my hand!" A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet. ''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks. ''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies.
Approximate Word count = 609
Approximate Pages = 2.4
(250 words per page double spaced)
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