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School sucks, i hate with every once of hatred i have in my body. SCHOOL REALLY SUCKS school sucks nuts big time. i wish that i would be able to make it illegal to go to school for ever. ... Since i hate school so much u should all not take anything from this essay because this really isnt an essay.
[Eminem]
I don’t know dude, I think everyone’s all jealous and shit,
Coz I’m like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody’s got a fucken problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show, because
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks dont even know the name of my band
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that Ill be the man
All because I’m the lead singer of my band
[Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and Im all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, Im the lead singer of D-12 baby"
They’re all like "Oh my God its him! ... , I swear to fucking God that you fucking rock, please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalry
Coz they’re back on stage the next night with me
"Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me"
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me B coz
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks dont even know the name of my band
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I’ll be the man
All because I’m the lead singer of my band
[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby
[Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you?
Approximate Word count = 1228
Approximate Pages = 4.9
(250 words per page double spaced)
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