the man
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there was a man named bob who was a dog and ate food. there was a bill named china. he was fat. he ate lots of food. Anhd he sat on his butt all day and ate fried rice with green beans. His friend thomas moore was fat and asian and everytime he ate eggrolls he farted and made a rumbling noise that sounded like thunder. He ate pickles too. He once farted on his friend and blew him all the way to asia. His friend, Eric Owensby, later died from suffacation by Thomas's butt. The chinese man is very horribly sinister and mean and eats poop and chinese food...