award winners of E9
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Welcome E9ers
It seemed like it would never happen, but here we are.
It is possible for us to finally be here because we have overcome control struggles at the Academy, scheduling difficulties, project deadlines and most importantly, our general apathy.
We hope you enjoy your beers whilst we'll do our best to embarrass your classmates. (And that could mean you.)
To start things off we'd like to present the Statue of Liberty Award for the person who has accumulated the most hand in air time since we started the program. I've also been told that this award was the most unanimous decision in our survey with 70% of votes cast.
[I have no idea who the winner could possibly be.]
- The envelope please
In keeping with the arm-in-air theme, our next award is the Runway Signalman Award for the most expressive gesturing during class participation.
We have two signalman's paddles, just in case those at the back can't see.
- The envelope please
{hand movements} Despite a strong performance by the runner up, Mike Kaplan...