Chicks vs Women
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Women don't know how to have fun, but chicks do. Women spend all their time watching Opera Winfrey and drinking Slim-fast, while chicks are out having fun at the beach and partying. Women read Ladies Home Journal and chicks read Petersons 4x4 Magazine. What causes some females to be chicks and others to be women? Perhaps no one has a truthful answer to this question, but I sure can tell you what I think.
First of all, the biggest difference between chicks and women is their attitude toward their personal image. A woman could spend hours on hair, makeup, nails and all that other nonsense, whereas a chick could roll out of bed, throw on a tank top, cutoff jean shorts and head out for a fun day. I can't even begin to imagine what could possess a woman to spend so much time getting ready for something like, going out to a movie. I mean, they are going to watch a two hour movie and the spend three hours getting ready for it. A chick is ready in twenty minutes!..