Origin of Flat Monkeys
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Dear Resident Artist at www.Meshnest.com
01/01/2004
The Flat Monkey is truly a mystery. Noone truly knows how they came to be, though there are theories. In the following paragraphs I will let you in on the two most realistic and scientific approaches on how this truly remarkable creature came to be.
The first theory states that "...The Flat Monkey was at first meant to be a cupholder for the elderly in Scandinavia, holding cups for them in the cold, harsh weather they have to endure every year. They could be made by folding a small pillow in half and stapling the ends together. The elderly eventually died, and the Flat Monkeys moved on to advertising for 100% natural peach shavings...