Jim Corcoran
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What is Jim Corcoran? He is a homo-sapien with a height of six feet and one inch. Weighing in at whopping one-hundred and sixty pounds, he represents all that is massive and well built. Above this beast's shoulders rests a plethora of exaggerated features such as Dumbo-like ears, hotdog lips, and a nose rivaling Pinochio's. However breathtaking the body of this toothpick, with a chin-strap and a bandana, may be, he is a genuinely nice person and model american citizen.
Jim Corcoran posesses the virtue of patience. Where others grow agrivated, Jim keeps his cool. When others freak out and break things out of frustration due to a family member taping over a final episode of a cherished television program, Jim remains calm. If someone owns a five-thousand piece jigsaw puzzle in a box collecting dust, Jim already has two glued together and put on his wall.
Generocity is not just a word in Jim's vocabulary...