Ultimate Warlord rewrite for the almighty TWF federation
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uLT1MAte wARL0rD is sitting in his locker room, as per usual, eating the remainder of an Ali Baba's kebab. As he sits here, he can't help but think about the week ahead. So much has changed since he joined TWF, back in October of 2003. uLT1MAte wARL0rD finishes his kebab and reaches over for the bottle of White Lightning cider, which is nestled nicely on his dressing table. Suddenly, the door opens, and in comes Gordon and the man himself, Ali Baba.
Gordon: Warlord! Have you seen tonight's card?
uLT1MAte wARL0rD: ???
Gordon: You're in a rewrite match for the Godly Rites RP title!..