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Imagine for a moment, what type of gas passer you are. Do you fart and try to cough at the same time? Then you just might be the clever stinker that everyone can smell but nobody can pinpoint. Or do you fart then right away, find the dog and blame the poor animal? If so, then you might be a dishonest bomb dropper with no sympathy for where the dog might end up tonight. Regardless of where you categorize yourself, I’m sure that at some point in time, each of us sitting here today has broke the wind. We’ve all been there…a quiet room…an elevator…a car…or any place where others are in close proximity and can’t help but detect what everyone pretends not to notice. Although a sensitive subject, I found flatulence serious enough to be researched. Surprisingly enough, I found abundant information about farting and today, I’d like to share some of that information with you. In the next few minutes, I’d like to talk to you about what a fart is, where it comes from, and how you can fend off embarrassing flatulence. It’s the stuff that nightmares are made of. You’ve been dreaming about it as a kid. You’re with an important group of friends, or on a date with that special someone, and the unthinkable happens—your butt unexpectedly and undeniably announces the arrival of a very foul odor. What is it? What causes it? According to Webster’s dictionary, farting, medically known as flatus, is a reflex that expels intestinal gas through the anus.
Approximate Word count = 978
Approximate Pages = 3.9
(250 words per page double spaced)
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