joseph smith
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Joseph smith was called a prophet
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He started the Mormon religion
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Their goes that cookey Joseph
You know He claims that he spoke with god and Jesus
Well how do you know he didn't?
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Joseph smith was called a prophet
Hey Joseph i told my wife that you spoke with god and Jesus, and she didn't bleive it
Well it's true, I did
Where
I was out in the woods, praying, I was asking god if I should be a protestant, a catholic or what, and suddenly god and Jesus appeared before me and they said that I should start my own church because none of the others got it right, and that's how it happend
You see, you believe it now
We'll yea sure why would he make that up
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Many people believed Joseph
And that night he saw an angel
And please-ness mother and father please keep our stomachs full of luscious goodies
Aahh Oh my gosh
I am Marohni, I am, a Native American
A Native American, but your skin is white
Yes, long ago all Native Americans were white we all came to America from Jerusalem an while we were here we were visited by Christ
Jesus lived here in America
Yes, eventually my people were all killed by the other tribe of Israel, and as punishment god turned their skin red; these are the Native Americans you know today
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There is ancient book buried near here written on gold plates that account my peoples' lives also buried with the book are two seris stones the "urn" and the "unhand"
Which will allow you to translate the writings find it and fulfill your destiny
Wow!
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Joseph smith was called a prophet
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Part 2
I found them, I found them!
Found what?
Another new testament of Jesus Christ,
What? (Random people)
That night a Native American angle told me where I could find another testament
Of Jesus Christ so I went out to the woods I dug around all morning where the angle told me to look
"Maybe there isn't anything out here"
"Wait a tick!"
inside the stone box I found the g
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