Kevin Perry
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The school holidays are upon them and time is running out for Kevin Patterson (Harry Enfield) and his trusted posse of one, Perry (Kathy Burke). All they want to do is do it, and if they don't manage to snare a couple of babes soon, the hormonally challenged lads are going to go ballistic. Their only comfort in life is the hours they while away in Kevin's bedroom refining their talents as mixmaster geniuses and composing odes todoing it.
When Kevin & Perry are labeled "Virgins" by the local girls, the boys decide enough is enough. Where can they go to realise their ultimate ambition of becoming DJ Superstars and getting laid? Ibiza, Island of top tunes, cool mixes and where girls, they've heard, will shag ANYONE. Pocket money is in short supply, and Kevin's Dad (James Fleet), usually the source of all spare income, makes the ridiculous suggestion that the boys should get a job to finance their trip. The humiliation of actually working nearly forces the duo to commit credit card fraud, but instead they unwittingly manage to foil a bank robbery due to a strategic bit of teenage trouser movement. The unexpected cash reward is just the thing to send the boys to their summer holiday in Paradise. Even Dad displays an uncharacteristic bit of generosity when he presents the boys with airline tickets...