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The school holidays are upon them and time is running out for Kevin Patterson (Harry Enfield) and his trusted posse of one, Perry (Kathy Burke). ... Their only comfort in life is the hours they while away in Kevin’s bedroom refining their talents as mixmaster geniuses and composing odes to…doing it.
When Kevin & Perry are labeled “Virgins” by the local girls, the boys decide enough is enough. ... Pocket money is in short supply, and Kevin’s Dad (James Fleet), usually the source of all spare income, makes the ridiculous suggestion that the boys should get a job to finance their trip. ... Unfortunately there’s a catch - Kevin’s Mum (Louisa Rix) and Dad are coming too. ...
Perry, as always, looks on the bright side: since Mr. ... This disgusting display of affection makes Kevin feel sick. He and Perry stalk off into the night. ...
Kevin and Perry see Eye Ball Paul entering the club and seize the chance to ask if he’ll listen to their very own club anthem, “Big Girl”. The girls are really impressed when they see Kevin and Perry helping Eye Ball Paul carry his “bangin’ tunes” into the club. ... Perry is delighted to have his long-held suspicion that Mrs. ... A familiar feeling swells up in Perry’s trousers. A familiar feeling swells up in Kevin’s stomach. ... They meet up with Kevin and Perry and, to the boys’ amazement and delight, the girls agree to go clubbing with them that night. Kevin and Perry wait outside while the girls prepare for the night. ... The girls are sweetly sympathetic, but Kevin and Perry wisely return home.
Approximate Word count = 1329
Approximate Pages = 5.3
(250 words per page double spaced)
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