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A very comprehensive guide to females >The Female Handbook >This document is a manual to girls. Girls can be very complicated they will >try to trick you with loaded questions, give you guilt trips, and try to >control your life. If you are having a problem with your girlfriend, do not >be an idiot; consult this manual before you make any decision. I believe I >can speak for all guys when saying; Girls are one of the most dangerous >things in this world, they may seem nice and sweet, but they come straight >from the devil. They are manipulative, unpredictable, and downright insane. >The problem is, all guys, ok, most guys love girls, not for their minds of >course, but for their sweet sweet bodies, but girls are tricky, you can not >trust them, they are evil temptresses. This manual will give guys all over >G-Prep and possibly all over the world the upper hand. Contained in this >handbook is every low down trick a girl will try to pull. Do not be fooled >though my friends, the opposite sex is not stupid, they will most likely >come up with new tricks to get us with, but for now, this is your weapon to >combat their evil, good luck. > >If your girlfriend says that it is ok that you go out with your friends, do >not go out with them. This is a way for girls to make us look like a-holes. >Never talk behind your girlfriend’s back, she will find out. Never talk >about an ex-girlfriend around your current girlfriend. Never compare your >girlfriend to an ex-girlfriend. Do not let her drink at parties, she will >make a fool out of herself. Beer and girlfriends do not mix. If you want to >go out with your friends, make sure you make the plans three weeks ahead of >time. The day after you go out with your friends, make sure that you have a >legitimate story to back yourself up with. Never go out with a girl for more >than five months, or else she will run your life.
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