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1. "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” –Erica Jong 1. "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."-Tommy Cooper 1. "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'"-- Isaac Asimov "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”- Bob Hope “Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.”-- His reply Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober." You don't have to agree with me, but its quicker. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? Why are wrong numbers never busy? What could porn actors possibly do for fun during their time off?
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Approximate Pages = 3
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